About Me

Name - Christopher Hofer

Age - 31

Birth Date - July 19, 1977

Zodiac Sign - Cancer

Gender - Male

Location - Portland, Oregon USA

Status - Long term relationship with Colleen

Smoke/Drink - no/no

Children - no, but i have 1 dog & 3 cats

Employment - Safeway, Inc.

Education - Warrenton High School, Diploma 1995

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So in a nut shell, I work and when I am not working I relax at home either playing online games at Pogo.com or video games. In the other time that I find I catch the occasional movie and focus on Martial Arts. I am currently a green belt in Taekwondo.

Music/Movies - My faves are Genesis and Phil Collins. I like a lot of the animated movie soundtracks like Disney. Movies I like include Action, Sci-fi, animation, and Foreign. Actors that I enjoy watching are Steven Seagal, Keanu Reeves, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Jackie Chan, and Jim Carrey.

My Love - Colleen and I met May 7th, 1999 through my step-father. Then to find out he knew her brother. Small world eh? I was happy to find her. She understands me and helps me stand up for myself when I wasn’t able too. Because of her I am a stronger person today. I love her very much. I have my pet names for her too. Colleen is my “sweet honey ham” “snook” “sweetheart” and “boo” Oh did I say that I love her? We plan to be married on May 7th but of which year we are not sure yet. You can go visit her at ColleenMarie.org

My Appearance – A lot of people stare. Some people whisper to others. Other people come straight up to me and ask me “What happened to your face?” Personally I like the direct approach, but I understand why kids would stare. Here is my story…

When I was three years old while being baby sat I was playing with a lighter. In result the house caught on fire and burned down. I was the only survivor. It ended up burning half of my body. So I have really bad scars on my face, chest, arms, and legs. I am able to do anything a normal person can do physically, but mentally I am a tad bit slower. While I may learn at a slower pace doesn’t mean I won’t learn at all. They say the smoke inhalation affected my brain and motor skills.

So when someone asks me what happened I don’t mind answering the truth about it in hopes that it will help another family in future.